Limited Time Offer Active
✦ New Tiers Available

Invest in the
Right Relationship

Transparent pricing. No hidden fees. Upgrade anytime. Downgrade never — our retention team will reach out.

Casual
Serious Best Value
Free
The Stranger
We've met. That's about it.
$0
no commitment required
  • Sustained eye contact in public
  • Occasional smile
  • Polite small talk
  • Guaranteed follow-up
  • Knowing your coffee order
  • Weekend availability
Current (Default)
Basic
Talking Stage
Promising. Unexplored potential.
Vibes
1 visit / week
  • Text replies within 24 hrs
  • 1 visit per week
  • Coffee or casual hang
  • Meme sharing unlocked
  • Holiday obligation
  • Friend group introduction
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◉ Your Current Plan
Standard
Situationship
It's a whole thing. We like each other.
Good Times
2 visits / week
  • 2 visits per week
  • Text replies same day
  • Dinner + activities included
  • Occasional good morning texts
  • Weekend availability
  • "What are we?" resolved
Active Plan
Pro
Officially Unofficial
You know what this is. Just say it.
The Leap
unlimited visits
  • Unlimited visits
  • Priority text responses
  • Plus-one to events
  • Friend group access
  • Shared playlists
  • Instagram official
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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I upgrade mid-billing cycle?
Yes. Upgrades are effective immediately. Our team is standing by and frankly a little eager. Simply tap "Upgrade Now" and we'll take it from there.
Is there a free trial of the Zach Premium+ tier?
We do offer a complimentary demo experience for qualified leads. Results may vary. Terms and conditions apply. The demo has been described as "dangerously good."
What happens if I downgrade?
Downgrades are theoretically supported but have never been successfully processed. Our retention team has a 100% save rate. We'd like to keep it that way.
How long is the "limited time offer" valid?
This is confidential information. What we can confirm is that it is, in fact, limited. We recommend acting sooner rather than later. Our pricing team has been known to revise offers without notice.
Are pet names customizable in the Premium+ tier?
Yes. Pet names are fully negotiable and subject to mutual approval. Our product team is actively accepting suggestions. Please direct all feedback to the primary account holder.